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Context
spoiler are you sure?
really tho, its bad
spoiler turn away while you still can
last warning!
spoiler ok i lied, it's not the last warning, the context is bad please go away
why are you still here? you don't want to see this
spoiler the tweet is truly awful, maybe just google it.
... What if I tell you a snail fact instead?

Did you know that... Snails. Talk. Very. Slowly? I'm joking, snails can't talk.

spoiler :(

pls

spoiler you're very determined

here are some bread emojis to keep you entertainedSmiling bread

TODO

TODO

spoiler okay, enough is enough

01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01100010 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100100 01110101 01100100 01100101

spoiler hmm

níl aon fhocail Bhéarla eile agam le scríobh

spoiler an bhfuil tú ag úsáid aistritheora?

here is a picture of my guinea pig:

spoiler is that not enough? please just stop. whatever you're looking for, it's not worth it.

just realised, this post will look weird for people on mastodon since it doesn't support these spoilers.

spoiler ok fine, here it is:

ok, for real, here's the image:

spoiler this is actually it, go away before it's too late

:(

you probably have psychic damage now.

spoiler ok, why are you still here?

I showed you the image, is that not enough?

GO AWAY

spoiler So you have chosen... death.

(I'm immature)

ok, bye!

spoiler ...

.....

spoiler .................

.....................?

spoiler .......................?!

don't you have anything better to do?

spoiler Get out of here. g̵̨̛̘͔̲̭̒͌̔̂̄̃̽͘͜͠o̴̢͖̪͎̣͓̜̪͚͔͈̥̘̿͗͐̑̈́͗͊̎̈́̄̈́̾̋͊͘͜ ̷̧̨̛͙͍̲̮̻̞͓̳̥̩̖͊a̵̬͉͓͚̙̯̪̳͎̹̤̬͈͎̒̈́̀̒̄̿͜͜w̷̩̦͂̈́̀̈́͌͐͋́̿͝͝a̷̛͍̗͖̰̱̦̔́͋̊̏̑̊̉̉͂́͗̅̇͝͝y̷̧̟̞̟̩̫̅̋̍͊͗́̅̊̋̑͝

I mean it.

g̵̨̛̘͔̲̭̒͌̔̂̄̃̽͘͜͠o̴̢͖̪͎̣͓̜̪͚͔͈̥̘̿͗͐̑̈́͗͊̎̈́̄̈́̾̋͊͘͜ ̷̧̨̛͙͍̲̮̻̞͓̳̥̩̖͊a̵̬͉͓͚̙̯̪̳͎̹̤̬͈͎̒̈́̀̒̄̿͜͜w̷̩̦͂̈́̀̈́͌͐͋́̿͝͝a̷̛͍̗͖̰̱̦̔́͋̊̏̑̊̉̉͂́͗̅̇͝͝y̷̧̟̞̟̩̫̅̋̍͊͗́̅̊̋̑͝

spoiler really, do you not have any hobbies?

g̵̨̛̘͔̲̭̒͌̔̂̄̃̽͘͜͠o̴̢͖̪͎̣͓̜̪͚͔͈̥̘̿͗͐̑̈́͗͊̎̈́̄̈́̾̋͊͘͜ ̷̧̨̛͙͍̲̮̻̞͓̳̥̩̖͊a̵̬͉͓͚̙̯̪̳͎̹̤̬͈͎̒̈́̀̒̄̿͜͜w̷̩̦͂̈́̀̈́͌͐͋́̿͝͝a̷̛͍̗͖̰̱̦̔́͋̊̏̑̊̉̉͂́͗̅̇͝͝y̷̧̟̞̟̩̫̅̋̍͊͗́̅̊̋̑͝

maybe learn to code or something?

g̵̨̛̘͔̲̭̒͌̔̂̄̃̽͘͜͠o̴̢͖̪͎̣͓̜̪͚͔͈̥̘̿͗͐̑̈́͗͊̎̈́̄̈́̾̋͊͘͜ ̷̧̨̛͙͍̲̮̻̞͓̳̥̩̖͊a̵̬͉͓͚̙̯̪̳͎̹̤̬͈͎̒̈́̀̒̄̿͜͜w̷̩̦͂̈́̀̈́͌͐͋́̿͝͝a̷̛͍̗͖̰̱̦̔́͋̊̏̑̊̉̉͂́͗̅̇͝͝y̷̧̟̞̟̩̫̅̋̍͊͗́̅̊̋̑͝

spoiler or go to the coalmines

ģ̶̧̢̢̨̢̧̨̢̨͓͎̖̭̞̭̟̳͓͇̣̮̥͕͖̗̘͓̼̞̤̪̳̙̙̥̦̤͈̙̱̙̭̗̮̳͉̙̹͚̘̦̗̬̠͇͓͔̞̪̟̪̲̗̜̹̣͓̪̗͔̻̥̗̰̙͕͚̞̜̣͍̯̱̪̭͎̖̝̞̘̱̖͎̺̳̭̱̱͕̠͓̙̫̬͇͙̭̘̪̬͚̫̙̣̀̈͜ͅơ̶̧̧̨̡̧̢̛̠̘͔̗̘͎̦̗̲̳͈͚̻͓̼̥̯̥̬̪̜̩̫̞̖͎̤͉̗̗̟̹̰̮͖̞̰̫̮̼̬̟̜̗͕̺̎͒̍͛͑͑̇̅̿͐͒̎́͊͋̉́̈́̅̾͗̑̂͋͊͒̈́̅̈́̈́͂͑̌͗͂̃́̔͗̊̊̈́̀̄̎̀̀̓̂̄̌̎̇̃̈́̋̈́͋̓͆͒́́͗̒̊̈́͛͛̌̍͑͒̂̽̃̔͗̈̓̒͌̀̇͐̍̉̽̔̂̓́̐̍͗̈́̐͋́̂̈́̿͌̇̓̉͊̌͋̀̃̎͂͐̀̊̒̂̌̊̏͊̀̊͛̊͐̿́͌̓̃̈̐̃̔͛͊́̄͆̄̅̔͗͒̏̆̈́͋̎̎̅͑̆̐̊́͐͐̃̅͒̔̈̒̾͌̓̋̅̇͛͂͗̂̑̾̒͋͊͆̃͌͋̆̀̃̅̈́͗͛̀̊͒̏́̽͌̾̔̈́͛̊͋͌́̑̾̅̀̈̀͆̈́̀͗̍̉̉͛̃̎͋́̈́͐̔͐͊͗̃̀̇̓͛̀̓͋͗̍̉̒̂̿̅̍́͂̆͋́̓͂̉͆̇̕̕̚͘̚̕̚̚͘̚͘͘̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͠ ̸̢̨̨̡̨̨̢̨̢̨̨̧̢̨̧̨̨̡̡̨̢̡̧̧̢̡̗̻͓͈̪̘̭͎̦̘̣̦̣̳̦̠̹͕̱̣̬͍͈͈̗̭͕̖̲̦̯̣͔͇̲͓̠͉̩͙͓̹̲͕̖̯̱͚͙̻̥̼̼̖̬̪͎̞̜̮̫̞̗̭̬̺̹̣̹͉̭̞̭̦̱̖̠̫͍̰̱̬̫̣͎͈̫̱̺͍͓͔̦̤͇̞̺̩̬̦̮̲͚͙̞͉̘̱̱̻̟͉̖̣̱̪̣̳̞͖͖͔̠̹͙͖̹͍̩̹̬͈̘͓̩̠̙̙͖̦͈̺̪͈͕̹̗̳͕͉̤͈̼̗̮̫̗̗̯̘̠̼̼̫̳̼̜̱̟̱͕̘͍͚̟͔̙̪̗̼͕̬̠̳̲̯͕̹̭̙̤͍̩̻̜̩͕͉̣̳̦̱̗̬͎̤̪͉̲͎͗̈̽̈̉͑̃͛͊̇͐̊́̈́͆̑̐͒̒̐̀̎̎͑͆̈́͐̓͌͐̒̂̓̒̔̉̇͑͊̍̿̉̅͋͋̇̓̿͂͘̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅą̷̢̡̡̨̧̧̢͉̲̗͇̙͔̝̯̖̥̪͖͙̹͉͙͉͎̫͈̦̟̪͖̩̦̞̺͔̞̙͖̤̥̖͙̫̗͉̹̲̺̹̰̩̣͚̜͍̙͉̮̂̓̐̎̇͌̈́̄̿̓͊͊̿͋́́̆̒̿̋̃̏͆̾̔̂̔̄̓̾͂̈́̍̇͌̅͊̂̎̂̒̈̏̂̋̿̔̎͗͛͗̂̿̆̈́̔̾̇̒̃͐̈͐̉͋̆͗͂͗́͊̏̉̂̎̾̍̒͋͆̈́̅̆͛̆̈́̾̊͗̈́̒̀̎̆͆̐̾̇̿̀̓̋̽͐̾̌̓̔̑́͊͐͋̈́͑̊͌́͂̎̐̎̆͌͆̐̐̿̀̃̂́̈́̏̉͒̐̍̌̐͑̔̍̈́̑̽̔̎̒̕̚̚̕̕͘͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅw̸̧̨̛̛̛̛̗̤͇̺̱͉̠͇̩͔͖͖͔̰̬̺̘̻̿̈́̒̽̆̏́̌̄̒̈͗̾̆̒̓̅́͗̄̀͆̌̈́͑̾̑̌̂̓̃͗̓̆̎́̀̓̈́͛͋͆̄̈̃̿̋̊͒̔̑̋́̄͑͂͑̌͂̋͑̓̔̉͑̐̑̍̓́͗̏̄̃͗̀̐̑̓̃̆͑̒̏̊͑̒͐̀́̓̂̾̏́͋̅͒̉͊͗̉̓̔̈́̑͛̾̿̂͒͛̒͒̍̈́̐̽̿̈́̓̎̓̈́̂͗̉̈͊̾͛͆͋͆́͌̈̃̐̓̓̀̌̈́͗̽͌̽̄͑̍̇̎̌͛͛̍̔̑̇̇̃̍͑͆̃͒̒̏̔̈̅͊́̒̍̉̅͒̇̽́̈́̓̀̑̐̀͋̑̾̊̏͂͆̚̕̚͘̕̚͘̕̚̕͘͘͘͘̕͘͘̚͘̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅḁ̵̡̨̡̨̡̢̧̧̢̡̧̨̡̧̡̧̢̢̡̧̨̢̨̡̛̛̲̜̫̺̗̮͓̱̥̜̺̥̥̥̮̺̙̼̱͚͙͎̙̪͎̦̻̹̫̫̼̳̬͇̲̲̳̲̹̩̰̳͍̗͚͍̥̫̩͖̭͈̺̖̹͚̬͎̼̮̖̮͚̥̱͕̩̼̥͙̘̣͉̲̞͚͙̺͓̥͇̗͈͇͎͍̣̲͚͇͔͎̖̪̺̖̰̬̞̥̹̠̪͓̹̭͖̝͙̳̯̮̯̹̞̞̭̗͓͖̲̬̗̥̩͈͙̪̼̥̠̘̯̼͓͇͎̠̙̼̙͕͇̬͈͖̼̲̥̬̜̲̯̮̫̤͓̺̘̭̮̖̘̜̣̩͕͎͕̩̼̮̭̹͓̻͍͍̘̤̹̦̜̲͍̗͍̘̙̘̬̙̲͉͙͔̺̪̘̞̜͎̦͍͉̖̮̻͔̞̙͈̱̪͚̼̖̗̻̻͎̼̫͉̯̱͚̳̹͎̲̙̦̤̫̮̜͔̝͖̫̤̳̩̼͖̘͖̥͙̤͕̀̑͗̉̓̃́̈́͑̌̄̈́̋̈́̽̐̍̋̓͌͆̀̇͐̑̈́̒̽̋́̂̔̓̿́͋̌̆͒́͂͗͐͆̇͛̈́̅́͆̑͛͌̂̽̊̿̂̏͐̏̅͊̈͌͋̽̈́̔̀̈́̃͗̔͗̓̈́͌̌̇̊̉̅͗͊́̄͊͑̒̓̄̾̾̔̏̂͊̓͗͗͊̇́̔̀́͊̓̈́̊͛̍͛̔̂̓͑́͛͂͊̃̍̎̔͐͊̎̑̊̓̒̂̓͐̒̔͒́͒̀̌̇̀͗̈́̊̃̏͛͗̎̀̈́̓̎̍̀͗̾͘̕̕̚͘̕̚̕͘̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅy̷̢̢̧̡̧̧̧̡̨̨̧̧̧̡̨̧̨̧̧̢̨̨̧̢̢̡̨̧̢̛̛̙̬̦̮͓̺̣̙̮͉̻͍̘̼͇̲̟͓̼̘͈̗͈͕̫͍͕͖̮̮̮̯̹̙̘̙̯͇̳̳̩̖̖̟̯͖̣͓̪̘̖̦͙͚͎͔̹̥̯̺͇̲͉̦̯̰̪̱̜̻̰͖̪̩̲̟̥̮̝̗̤̩͓̰̫̠̙̤͙̗̯̹̬̖̖͎͙̻̩̘̟̙͇͕̗̲̦̞̖̟̰̪̜̞̰̭̖̺̥̦͍̖̱̗̱͔͖̲͓̬̳̫͉͇̞̙̝̱͍̦̯̺̹̘̲̗̼̦̬͉̤̻͉̯̳̬̬̯̝̰̳̠̼͎̫̦̣̦̻̝̲͎̥͙̰̻̗̻̖̪̩͓̲̙̞̗̻̼̥͎̰̼̗̪̤̬̙̞̠͉̠̬̝͙̘͙͙̜͈̖͈̖͖̹̟͕̯̝̳̝̙͓͓͈̖̯̳͈͎̱̺̤͔̣̖̜̐͆̃̿̂͊̀̾̋͌̑̒̑́̄̈̋͌̓̊̈͂͌̇̊̋̄̊́̓̽̐̔̄̈͆̊́̾̃̉̽̊͊͐͑̋̈́̆͋̂̇̈́̍̄̽́̎̄̂͆͑̎̈̿̉̅͂͋̋̍͑̏̃͗̑̒̈́̌̌͊̌̎̾͛̌͆̿́̈́̔̑̾̈́̈́͐͂̈́͐̒̾͌͗̆̅̈́̑͗̏̒̈́̀̍̇́̽̍͐̆̎̀͗̊̔̂̿̀̏͐̅̀͑̚͘̕̚̚͘̕̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ

ok.

This is the actual end. You wasted a lot of time on this.

TODO

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[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Everytime I think I'm safe from that tweet.... I see it again.

Imagine op, Imagine

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

... I should've stopped at the happy bread...

while this was honestly worse than I was expecting, I think I've seen it before, so the psychic damage had to roll with disadvantage

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

just click the source button to read the insane ramblings.

my guy, you gotta either up or reduce your dosage.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Smiling Bread

TODO

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What is OP trying to tell us???

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically, they're custom emojis (your instance may have some), the admin uploading the bread emojis on my instance didn't have the time to write an alt text for all of them.

Oh, I thought the emojis were just normal, added images and you forgot to write alt text for them.

[–] rozlav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

awesome post, I mean not the tweet ofc but I'm also here to say that Voyager app was awful to expand each spoilers, even if the fond is super big (。•́︿•̀。)

[–] MBM 5 points 2 weeks ago

Worth it for the guinea pig pic (one more pig per pic than advertised though)

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was living in bliss for half a second before I realised what tweet this is.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 2 weeks ago

I can practically hear the Tenth Doctor regenerating from this post