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Craftsman was a good brand back then.

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[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 75 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And who doesn't want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 60 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Literally cannot imagine the word "bunghole" except in his voice.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago

I need TP for my bunghole!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most dangerous buttplug I ever did see.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

Separates the cowards from the heroes

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those were the days, when your Craftsman tool broke (no, they did sometimes, really) you'd take it back to Sears and get a replacement for free.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

While the quality of the tools may not be quite as good Lowe’s and Home Depot I believe still do this with their store brands also

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lowe's isn't going to take a socket set off the shelf and open it to hand you the 12mm the way Sears used to.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

They replaced a 12 and a breaker bar just last weekend for me when I was doing a brake job which is the only reason I felt obliged to respond.

The quality of the tools isn’t as good, and they’re banking on most folks buying a new replacement, but they do still replace THEIR brand

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I need my bung hole reamed out, but not with this medieval torture device lookin' motherfucker.

I have a dildo that is shaped like Rosie O'Donnell‘s left fist if that pleases you.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's so unsafe with that un-flared base

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

It just keeps going deeper until you spit it out.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's not like new, it's dull as shit. And really hard to sharpen.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The handle is torn up, too.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

After you get your bung hole reamed, go check your ballcock and make sure it's not sticking

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

This is actually a pipe chamfer tool fyi.

Although it does have other uses....

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I make my own moonshine because I can't even afford alcohol but still need the my brain to produce at least some happiness chemicals at least sometimes. Bungs are fucking useless. They don't stay put, they just slowly wiggle out of their hole after 2-3 days. It's hard enough to jury rig a bung to stay put in a hole that the effort is better spent coming up with a different type of airlock system that doesn't involve bungs.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

These days they only sell the amateur models with a flared base. I don't want training wheels on my bung hole reamer gosh darnit!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Not enough TP in the world

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

my dommy mommy uses the quality gear too, real recognize real

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Who up reaming they bung rn

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So the word bung hole was used for something else in the past?

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fun fact: It's still used to describe an access hole in a barrel, or drum. At work, I sell stuff that sometimes comes in 55gal drums. I regularly have to explain what a bunghole is to people who have never worked with drums before, because they think I am being vulgar at first.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

https://bungholeliquors.com/

There’s a shop in Salem called Bunghole Liquor, always someone out front taking a photo in front of the sign and I think they have a 2nd location now

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

That's hilarious that an entire generation of morons(my generation) only heard the word bunghole from Beavis and Butthead.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No, that IS what bung hole means.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Got a couple of drill bits like that. They won't fit in any of my power tools, you really do have to use the hand crank.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I know the medics are warning me 'don't do it', but they are not my supervisors!!

[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Captain Ray Sexvibes!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 3 days ago

Beer barrel ~~polka~~ poker

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this some sort of new arrowhead I'm not a good enough of an archer to understand?

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a reamer. For making holes in wood by turning it, sort of like a drill bit.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, I was making a joke but as it turns out, comedy is hard.

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Ah. I just took you serious cuz that's what my first thought was and I figure not everyone knows what a reamer is. It's not the most commonly used tool these days.