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He farts in his sleep, wakes up and gives me a dirty look, smells his butt and realizes that's where the smell is from, and walks away with demonstrative annoyance.

Why butt? Why do you do this to me?

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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Update; he came back from the bedroom, annoyed. I guess his butt followed him in there only to fart again.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago

Awww, poor gassy pup.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Dogs make me laugh. Playing fetch is a prime example:

Dog: "throw the fucking ball"

Me: "okay I'll throw the ball"

Dog: "amazing! Here's the ball back, now throw the fucking ball"

Me: "okay I'll throw the ball"

Dog: "fuck that was awesome! I've brought you it back, now throw the fucking ball again"

Me: "okay I'll throw the ball"

Dog: "why the fuck did you throw the ball away? I'm not getting that mate"

Me "okay"

Dog wanted to share the joy of fetching with you. Excellent manners.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

My dog is more like

"Throw the fucking ball"

"Okay I'll throw the ball"

"Hell yes, I've got the ball now. Actually, I don't care about the ball at all anymore."

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is it a sight hound? This sounds like prime sight hound behaviour.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He's smart enough to blame you for the food that fueled the fart.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Stupid me for giving him stupid cheese.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Mine gets scared at the sudden unexpected noise. It’s hilarious. 🤣