Programmer Humor

"how old are you?"

PS/2

No, not the PlayStation.....

if I remember correctly my first PC had the bigger DIN connector for the keyboard and a DSUB9 for the mouse. Guess I'm old ;)

I'm this old.

I tried to explain these ports to a salesperson at micro center, and they have me the dull cow stare.

Back in my day they weren't color coded.

The computer mouse I still use today has a ball in it

These aren't old. I had one in the early 2010s, it was handed down by a relative because my parents were poor.

I'm Gen Z

Oh I first learned to type by typing "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogs" over and over on a wireless keyboard.

Called a typewriter.

But the keyboard is the computer, mice haven’t been invented yet and where do I plug the tape deck in?

Yeah well my first computer typed in cuneiform so get off my lawn you kids

A yung'un huh

This old