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That's fucking disgusting.
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.
or she does to simulate his lack of"load"
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i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i'm an aioli guy
Gross
Who cares?
I thought she ran away with Elmo?
wasnt it the other wife of one of trumps cabinets? or it was her?
I think so 
Got to give it to him, the man has taste
That tracks
He’ll eat period, and mayonnaise is the only condiment. How are these two statements related? Also: WTF TMI.
he probably takes mayo baths
Chris Cash is right. Lack of Tikki Masala causes racism.
Laxies,.you can better then this, why you want to partner up with some horrbile asshole ?