Lol his face in that pic says it all
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend's bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: "OK. Seriously. How big is it?"
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
"I... I'm not sure, not sure... I believe that... um..."
Gf: "How?!"
Best friend: "No idea, but it fits."
Hol'up. When were bananas invented, then?
He must have big feet
Dick size is actually more related to nose size than shoes size
his penis would be longer than even someone with large feet.
Small enough he couldn't see them, and he tripped, breaking his arm.
Def gotta be small.
Speaking of gargantuan penises.
I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.
Fuck that guy. He's a gargantuan dick.
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