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Anon shares a family moment (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

“Good one, dad! Hey, would you mind just standing at the top of these stairs real quick?”

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 15 points 2 days ago

Start fishing, dad will be dead in no time.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Call kesb

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Go fishing but come back with a full bucket of fish within an hour.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry bucket is full of seamen

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

The Dreamcast game with a voice over by Leonard Nimoy? Pretty sure copies of it are kinda expensive nowadays.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Posts suck when anon is a faggot

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 2 days ago

"...and you're a whole life older than I. Want me to tell mom?"

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