When you are volunteer lolipop person when the local school lets out, but don't want to be late for high tea afterwards.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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Keep OSHA out of the bedroom!
Holy shit I wish those weren't so expensive because that's DEFINITELY what I'd keep in my truck for the next time one of the guys forgot his and needed to borrow one
Even as a non joke these would be dope for summer when its 35°C+
Manager got hot pink for shaming but they became the hot commodity and everyone wanted one. The corporate stepped in and said pink isnt an official approved color. Womp womp.
I don't remember which sub it was, but there was one company that would hand them out for breast cancer awareness month and most of the guys wore them all month. I thought that was pretty cool
Post a video when you do it
What's this OSHA play?
"Make sure to wear a helmet before coitus"
"Tell me more daddy"
"not what I had in mind when I mentioned safe sex"
Wow, whoever made this product, good job.
That is exactly the kind of thing where you might never think of it, but as soon as you see it, you gotta have it. If it still hits all the necessary qualifications, it really does look nice and expands your options for the under layer too.
Well, I mean, if it works as intended.
Great outfit for a dungeon monitor...
Not a class 3, shame that.
Curse you, now I have one on order.... But thanks.
Eeee! What color?
The pink one with pockets
Pockets are yet another selling point. I'm waffling between Pink and Black.
I feel the pink is more of a statement piece, whereas the black is the sleeper that people slowly realize as they stand next to you longer. Your choice of vibe really
Wouldn’t this be better than the other one in the heat?
They already have mesh safety vests that are a hell of a lot cheaper
I know what my brother is getting for Christmas this year
This on a forklift-certified person ...
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never gonna catch a toe on a table leg again once I deploy the hi vis tablecloths
oh well, i know need a thing that before i didn’t even know existed