Ha! I needed baguettes, got two and tossed them in the bike basket, feeling so European, until one loaf bounced out and was run over by a car, at which point I felt oh so American!
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American here. I have seen plenty of roadkill in my lifetime, but none of it was ever a baguette.
In my experience the roadkill is way more likely to be the cyclist. You really can't ride a bike where I live.
somebody crusha ma baguette ππ‘
This is why you need aomwthing with tank treads. Like a tank for example
Stupid part is that I can't ride a tank around here with all the tank-hostile architecture π They got these triangular tank obstacles scattered around everywhere, it's so inconvenient!
https://www.slashgear.com/1567777/ww2-dragons-teeth-tank-obstacles/
Cool them down and let settle before opening. Should help.
So where's the problem?
Would have been fine if you bought real food/drink.
How would padding it with vegetables have helped? Would seltzer water have been less shaken up?
Shaming someone biking to and from the store for getting zero calorie soda is ridiculous. Post the contents of your last trip to the grocery store. Made on foot or bike Iβm sure, right?
To be clear, even if the answer to that was yes and you eat nothing but βhealth foodβ it wouldnβt give you the right to sneer at what other people eat and drink.
nah they're right, I eat like shit
Hats off to those who recognize their own bad habits.
Although really, in terms of bad habits, this is relatively minor.
Although, it is also bad for beer.
Now that's an argument!! Gotta get a little trolley for my beer trips
As someone who's lived on a cobblestone street before, it's nice to look at, but a lot less functional than asphalt or concrete. Especially trying to walk home from the bar with a few drinks in you.
They're apparently also pretty good for slowing down cars in pedestrian-heavy areas, but yeah, taking a fall on those after a few drinks does hurt like shit haha
On the pro side, if done well, they outlast every tar road by centuries.
I get more bike maintenance issues if my route to work has a lot of cobbled roads. I end up taking longer routes to avoid the cobbles. There are not enough dedicated cycle paths.