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The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ha! I needed baguettes, got two and tossed them in the bike basket, feeling so European, until one loaf bounced out and was run over by a car, at which point I felt oh so American!

[–] percent@infosec.pub 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

American here. I have seen plenty of roadkill in my lifetime, but none of it was ever a baguette.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 22 hours ago

In my experience the roadkill is way more likely to be the cyclist. You really can't ride a bike where I live.

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

somebody crusha ma baguette 🐭😑

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

This is why you need aomwthing with tank treads. Like a tank for example

[–] python@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Stupid part is that I can't ride a tank around here with all the tank-hostile architecture 😠 They got these triangular tank obstacles scattered around everywhere, it's so inconvenient!

https://www.slashgear.com/1567777/ww2-dragons-teeth-tank-obstacles/

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

Cool them down and let settle before opening. Should help.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

So where's the problem?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Would have been fine if you bought real food/drink.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Sometimes people want some nice snacks and shizz

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (5 children)

nice drinks don't support an Apartheid genocide

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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

How would padding it with vegetables have helped? Would seltzer water have been less shaken up?

Shaming someone biking to and from the store for getting zero calorie soda is ridiculous. Post the contents of your last trip to the grocery store. Made on foot or bike I’m sure, right?

To be clear, even if the answer to that was yes and you eat nothing but β€˜health food’ it wouldn’t give you the right to sneer at what other people eat and drink.

[–] python@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago (3 children)

nah they're right, I eat like shit

Hats off to those who recognize their own bad habits.

Although really, in terms of bad habits, this is relatively minor.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Although, it is also bad for beer.

[–] python@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Now that's an argument!! Gotta get a little trolley for my beer trips

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (11 children)

As someone who's lived on a cobblestone street before, it's nice to look at, but a lot less functional than asphalt or concrete. Especially trying to walk home from the bar with a few drinks in you.

[–] python@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

They're apparently also pretty good for slowing down cars in pedestrian-heavy areas, but yeah, taking a fall on those after a few drinks does hurt like shit haha

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On the pro side, if done well, they outlast every tar road by centuries.

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[–] ian@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I get more bike maintenance issues if my route to work has a lot of cobbled roads. I end up taking longer routes to avoid the cobbles. There are not enough dedicated cycle paths.

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