The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike π
They need to be cooled anyway before being drunk, so the beverage has some time to relax
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It seems the solution to all your problems are:
- Big trucks
- Suburban sprawl
- Privatized healthcare
- Rabid anti-communism
- Christian-fascist leaders
3 of those are already set in motions.
I live in the Netherlands. Every year I see more and more American trucks on the road. The cancer is spreading.
We need a 500% tariff on US vehicles.
There is hope! I convinced my neighbor to downgrade his f150 into a Tacoma....
I can't stand big cars.
We need to stop it from spreading. Genuinely ass to see these non-logical small pp vehicles exist here in any capacity.
Or simply waiting a bit before drinking the soda to let the CO2 settle and stop being a whiny little baby about minor inconveniences.
Let a girl shitpost! My manager insisted that I take the day off to enjoy the nice weather and I'm bored as hell π
Lemmy Shitpost is actually a place where people can come and dissect humor, and eventually turn it political.
Damn right, girl! Shitpost and chill!
Throw a mentos in those bottles and you'll no longer be bored
You'll have to wash 3 years of laundry after, but you won't be bored
If you shoot your finger against the side (like shooting away a cigarette bud) several times, then slowly rotate the bottle around it's axel while it's standing on a table several times, you can safely open them without them squirting all over the place. It truly works, also with shaken soda/beer cans.
What I do with these groceries is put them in a bag on my back or in my hand when cycling. The rack is for other stuff like veggies and other stuff that can handle the shaking or might get shitty when stuffed in a bag.
But you have a nice rack on your bike. Although it looks hard to take anyone on the back, unless they stand upright.
Better call Saul taught me this!
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The worst part is becoming accustomed to fresh, high-quality food and espresso within 100m of every human at all times.
Also, OP, why are you having "American Breakfast"? Where's your croissant?
Where's your croissant?
In my MOUF
The deathgrip. As if that croissant owes you money or something.
She's just still so mad that her drinks are all shaken up.
That actually makes perfect sense. The ketchup on the croissant must not be helping either.
Are those croissants store-bought or from a bakery/cafe? Because i'd like to know where I can buy vegan croissants that look that good.
They're from Moss, a chain of bakeries around the Aachen area ^^ Their vegan StreuselbrΓΆtchen are incredible as well!
Are you dipping that croissant in ketchup
It's probably jam
Tomato jam
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That's even "worse" than the 15 minute city. MAGA would lose their minds.
that's a first world problem if i've ever seen one
Shaking does not affect this the way you think it does. You'll be fine as long as you wait like 10-60 seconds after shaking vigorously. The liquid and gas pressure inside will reach equilibrium, and no matter how much shaking you do, it won't degas further.
Also, keep in mind that it's mostly temperature and surface area that causes soda to degas (fall out of solution).
Fun fact: this is why paper straws are inferior to plastic straws for drinking soda, because paper is insanely more porous than plastic, and causes rapid degassing of the soda inside of the straw, rather than in your mouth, throat, and stomach. (There are other reasons, too, but this one is often not considered by most people)
Carry metal straws. They're awesome
I raw dog my drinks.
I don't like the way they taste. I'm on team glass straws.
Hot take: I actually like the cardboard ones
Even better, no straw. Sip it straight from the cup.
Nah, curl your tongue into a tube and stick it in the drink to use as a straw
Anteater detected
So where's the problem?
I get more bike maintenance issues if my route to work has a lot of cobbled roads. I end up taking longer routes to avoid the cobbles. There are not enough dedicated cycle paths.
I still wonder who ever thought cobbled roads are a great idea.
Terrible to ride. Terrible to walk. Bad at just about everything.
Cool them down and let settle before opening. Should help.
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