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The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

If that's the worst part you're having a goddamn amazing time.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe you should put something to dampen that. Like bubble wrap, newspapers, stuffed animals?

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[–] ian@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get more bike maintenance issues if my route to work has a lot of cobbled roads. I end up taking longer routes to avoid the cobbles. There are not enough dedicated cycle paths.

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[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I'm gonna tell you a "secret".

We European drinks mainly water from the tap, when we don't drink beer or wine od course.

(except many Italians mi, they're stupid and buy water in plastic bottles).

[–] frog@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Barcelona, I was told their tap water was trash so I had to buy bottled water. The hotel I was staying at said the samething and they were giving me bottles for free.

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Talking seriously, I've been in some places where the tap water was disgusting. Probably safe but still undrinkable.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There are some places where it is in fact undrinkable. Always check online first.

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What kind of bike is that?

That's a lot of sugary drink πŸ˜‚

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Technically no sugar, it's the 'zero' variant.

[–] python@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's Zero caffeine too! Which makes it the 'zero zero' variant, I think

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you drinking 0 caffeine coke because you have a life threatening heart condition or because you're a child?

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Next level: zero American. Zero zero zero.

[–] ThePancakeExperiment@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Lidl does have some zero caffeine and zero sugar cola. They introduced it this year I think.

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[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Did you know there is a maximum pressure in the bottle, at which point shaking has no more effect since the pressure keeps the bubbles in your drink? This point is quickly reached, and already happened before it went into the store.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Get some shocks for your basket πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Or just wait a few minutes before opening them

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Can you show an example? I can't imagine what that would look like if you're bike is not already full suspension.

Seems like the worst part is not too bad, all things considered. All you need is half an hour patience with the fizzy drinks ;) Have to say, hate cycling on the cobbles, but love the look of them in the cities! Also, cobbles generally force cars to slow down indeed.

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I can feel your pain, switched to Picnic though, never looked back.

I have even put cobblestones in the garden now for nostalgic reasons. (Basaltkeien)

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As long as they’re hot they shouldn’t pop. The fizzing over should only happen when it’s cold.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (4 children)

With cans you tap on the top a few times before opening them so that the fizz doesn't come bursting out. Is there a similar trick for bottles?

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Contrary to what would seem logical, you’re actually supposed to shake them side to side, canceling out the fizz. It’s best to open it up right afterward as well, while holding it under your nose. Old wives trick

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