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[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Me standing idle for the first 30min of my shift while my boss vents about corporate being generally unhelpful.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 85 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

[–] Signtist@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 9 hours ago

My mind skipped over the "more boot" part and I thought you were having a stroke.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 32 points 16 hours ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 16 points 15 hours ago

You’re all lucky your boss doesn’t want to socialize with you, especially on your lunch break

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 17 hours ago

Your boss:

I talk with my friends because I’m part of the bourgeoisie

You talk to your friends but you’re members of the proletariat

We are not the same. You’re fired.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Wonder what the fuck RTO was about then

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 23 points 16 hours ago

Managers subscribe to rigid, family-like hierarchies. They view their manager as superior, like their father or mother. Therefore they view you as a subordinate child. Which means they don't feel like they are doing their job unless they treat you like a child. Babysitting is tough over Teams and Skype.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 15 hours ago

You can just hear that sleezy too loud laughter they all make