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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

[–] Signtist@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 21 hours ago

My mind skipped over the "more boot" part and I thought you were having a stroke.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Me standing idle for the first 30min of my shift while my boss vents about corporate being generally unhelpful.

Your boss:

I talk with my friends because I’m part of the bourgeoisie

You talk to your friends but you’re members of the proletariat

We are not the same. You’re fired.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

You’re all lucky your boss doesn’t want to socialize with you, especially on your lunch break

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder what the fuck RTO was about then

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 23 points 1 day ago

Managers subscribe to rigid, family-like hierarchies. They view their manager as superior, like their father or mother. Therefore they view you as a subordinate child. Which means they don't feel like they are doing their job unless they treat you like a child. Babysitting is tough over Teams and Skype.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 1 day ago

You can just hear that sleezy too loud laughter they all make