Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
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Yes, constable. This bloke right here.
I've been to this country and they do this type of shit covenantly
Not like 'murca where you have to register your photo ID in order to fap.
And also censor swearwords on the internet.
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Who is Bobby?
British colloquial term for constable
is that the same as gendarme?
Your uncle.
Robert Peel, the founder of modern policing and the devisor of policing by consent.
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Fake: British cops don't carry guns
Gay: Op is sleeping with dudes
Fellas, is it gay if you’re male and you sleep by yourself?
Only if you like it
Yeah Anon is not British
Are you telling me this is exaggerated for comedic effect?
No I'm telling you it shitty lazy stereotypes