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Anon is Bri’ish (lemmy.today)

submitted 22 hours ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Oi, you got yer internet licence, mate? Can’t be crackin’ these jokes if you ain’t a proper grown-up, innit?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

One of 3 jokes.

Its either either :

"loicence"

Haha no spices

Or "bad teeth"

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 25 minutes ago

You forgot “bo’oh ‘o wa’er”

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

Don't forget the bizarre "r" into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 3 points 33 minutes ago (2 children)

Thats more American in my experience That and completely dropping entire parts of words for absolutely no reason I can understand

Ex. Comfortable somehow becomes comftable. Drawer becomes drawr. Wednesday becomes wensday

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

I've only ever heard that "added r" thing when watching BBC stuff. Can you link me to some Americans saying drawring instead of drawing, for example?

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Huh thats really interesting ive never heard that on BBC

Its all over the place in New England especially in MA

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

And hhherbs, because there's a fucking H in it!

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

Also, sailing away because of their ugly wives and terrible food.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago

I'm really glad I didn't have to see the word cunt here that would have really ruined my day

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

This is not the UK Alan Turing died for

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Alan didnt die for any UK. He dies because of fascist homophic UK government drove him to suicide.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yay! You've caught the essence of the joke I tried to make

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 2 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I got it.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 42 minutes ago

🫂

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Much too soon! (but totally a good one, i ill be stealing this one)

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

I've been to this country and they do this type of shit covenantly

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

Armed units show up and arrest the stabbed bobby for not having a dying license

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

I say this as an American. The UK is not ran by adults

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 51 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

Emphatically uncensored:

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago

Oi! You got a permit for that uncensored meme?

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