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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 136 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It takes quads to be the king

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

check'em

EDIT : here's an additional riddle. How do you check for dubs on here? 🤔

[–] dontmindmehere@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

on web, hover over the link icon, on mobile click share
it's different on each instance tho

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

BALLS FOR THE BALL GOD

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Let me lay it on the line

He had two on the vine

I mean two sets of testicles

So divine

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ohh that takes me back

[–] xcutie@linux.community 105 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Came here to post this, you beat me to it.

[–] tinsuke@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 70 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's close to this, but it's shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man's feet, and the beggar barefoot

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good ol’ six shoes, we call him.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear...

Honestly, if it wasn't for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV's or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was number of testicles

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fair point!

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 17 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, you're probably right. This is some sphinx bullshit.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Clown girls got me thirstin for seltzer water.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aww yeah, retrigger all played cards for the next 10 hands, baby

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A gentleperson of culture, I see.

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

swim bladders? stink glands?

[–] f314@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Shits to give, obviously

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago