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friendly dog rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 50 points 11 months ago

But you can't sprint with four legs. You can either trot, canter, or gallop. Sprinting is a bipedal only action.

That being said, girls totally love it when you trot especially if you have the shoes that go clippity clop.

[-] AngrilyEatingMuffins@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

If you can’t find the shoes a friend with two halves of coconuts works just as well!

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

That's what you think

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 48 points 11 months ago

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I like cats more than dogs.

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 26 points 11 months ago

Scampering over with the swagger of a dyslexic cat.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

But at least try not to pee on her leg.

[-] smackjack@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Just stick to humping it instead.

[-] sosialdemokrat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

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