Fuck you, my bayonet comes from Bayonne New Jersey, and I am contractually obligated to begin any sentence discussing it with the phrase “fuck you.”
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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Pfft, it's been made obsolete by the knife rifle.
Knifle
I see youve played knifle-rifle before
No matter the place of manufacture, all bayonets come from the Bayonne region of France, silly, otherwise they wouldn’t be called bayonets! They’d be called rifle knives.
Goddammit, now I want to make a rifle knife
That’s fine, just make sure you and no one you’ve ever known has ever had anything to do with the Bayonne region, otherwise you’re just making a bayonet. And that’s a mistake no one should ever make.
It'll be ok. The only French in my bloodline are from Champagne.
that’s a mistake no one should ever make.
Ok, but two should be able to do that mistake.
I think i know someone that's had something to do with the Bayonne region. So, together we can make a Bayonet, by mistake.
There's a reason that the European Union has Protected Designation of Origin status. For precisely this scenario.
Don't accept fake imitation bayonets!
* sparkling pointy gun