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How do you give your life to Christ in a parking lot?

Is it supposed to read like he got banged in the ass for some crackers or am I just fucked in the head?

What a pathetic fucking culture.

What exactly are they pissed about? Yeah, the new design looks like ass, but what's woke or even political about that?

"Anything that I don't like is woke" word has lost meaning.

What, like he got crucified in their parking lot?

This is such a stupid "controversy." I highly doubt that a company that has built itself on being old style southern has gone "woke," they just adjusted their logo - like EVERY OTHER corporation in America.

Look at the big Pylon outside of your local shopping center, the one with all the store logos listed on it. Nearly all of them are basically the same - their name inside of a rectangle. The only differences are the variables like the font, the font color, the background color, borders, drop shadows, etc. And that's it, just the company name in some font, in some color, on a background color. Things like hand-written fonts (Coca-Cola, Ford), odd shapes (Chevrolet), mascots (the Cracker Barrel Geezer), etc., are all out these days.

In fact, Cracker Barrel's new logo goes a little outside the norm with the odd shape.

This is just a corporation doing what corporations do. Why is this any of MAGA's business?

now that I've been forced to hear about this shit halfway around the globe, can someone tell me what's the significance of the bean-like shape of the original's background?

So now American corporations have to get permission from MAGA to change their logo?

I'm about to expand my business from a tourist city to a big HCOL city, and I want to rebrand it in the new city, with a new name and logo. Do I need to apply for MAGA permission first? Does Don Jr have to sign off first?

No woke? Back to picking cotton then. But just for this guy!

I mean does anyone else remember the story about Cracker Barrel refusing to seat black families, or is that just me?

I'm not an American and I've only seen this logo a couple of time but I'll be completely honest - this remodel fucking sucks.

I despise minimalism and these transitions from oldschool cool to these post-modernist corporate garbage. And that's definitely one.

Another chapter in "Everything i do not like is woke"

The new design is minimalistic slop, for sure. But why would i give a fuck about a companies logo. Honestly we should not even be reacting to this bait.

The real positive to take away from this is Cracker Barrel is dogshit food, and there's so many other equivalent dogshit chain restaurants usually located in the dogshit vicinity of a Cracker Barrel, that you can still eat dogshit, and not have to go inside a new, modern, dogshit Cracker Barrel.

... Just go to Applebee's or Chili's. It's the same dogshit.

As a European, I don't know what Cracker Barrel is, and I couldn't care less.

It’s not just the logo, they’re remodeling the inside to be more “modern”. The kitschy americana vibe was the only reason people go there.

I'm confused. The new logo is great, or it's shit, I don't care. But what does it have to do with wokeness? Did the old man sitting by the barrel start sucking dick on the billboard? Has he transitioned? Does the new logo secretly spell out black lives matter in invisible ink? It's just the name in a sort of blob? How is this political? What am I missing here?

This isn't "woke", this is the corporate trend of oversimplifing logos no matter how much people liked the old ones.