None of them would know what the connection is.. at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. 😖

Alone again, naturally

Edit: obligatory link to song

Well, I hope the event is catered, at least.

I enjoy the peace and quiet.

Most likely I'd find wife and then sneak out with her.

I apologize to one for just using her for sex, catch up with 3 others, just chat with the one I still talk to on and off.... Genuinely sounds like it could be a pleasant evening. Might bust out a board game or something.

Have several panic attacks probably

A few of them would wonder why there are women and men in that room, but a few would already know why.

Do I remember any of it?

Am I alone, or there are clones of myself in the room with me too?

I'll have to find a way to convince my gf that these woman are in fact not prostitutes and I've never seen them before......

How did this ballroom get hired at such short notice?

We'd probably talk and listen to music. At least it wouldn't be that weird, talking to myself, since the room is empty.

50 women talking shit about me does not sound fun. At all.

And there's bound to be a dozen or so I don't recognize.

Well they two of them already managed to find each other on their own independently. So I'll still get ganged up on. In a sort of friendly way. I still have a good relationship with those two.

The third person I'll have to spend most of the evening trying to avoid because she is actually really annoying. Which I can now clearly see now that I'm not 18 anymore.