I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.

I'm currently in that room

My first wife is suddenly alive and meets my second wife. Awkward.

What might be worse is if someone was there that you didn't know that you had sex with. Like some random person who raped you while you were unconscious after a party in college, or your uncle from your childhood.

Ok so it's a normal night with my wife then?

Me and the wife will probably see if there's something on TV.

Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn't specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.

Such a lonely room.

I would turn it into a computer room.. :)

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

I have some alone time with my wife.

“Hey.” “Hey.” “How are things with you?” “Pretty good. You?” “Good, thanks.”

I sob uncontrollably in an empty room.

rape survivors are going to have a hard time...

I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.

...the only person I've had sex with is my wife.

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…

A crow could understand the number of people in that room

Thank god, I miss my wife rn

So it's not everyone you've had sex with, it's just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it's only the ones I'm still friends with.

We all have a nice catch up and then head home?

I would sit in an empty room.

Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.

Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360° and moonwalk out of there

Try to get laid.

My wife realizes I'm no stud

I'd genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they've done, and who they're with. Even a few I'd like to apologize to.

I'd order some pizza and booze. We'd have a party.

I'd also take a count, there are people I've unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.

We all have sex again 🤷? Would be the logical thing IMO.

That's too much crazy in one room.

Probably bone. Most of the people I've had sex with, sex has been the only thing we've had in common. If it's everyone I've had sex with, it's going to be a little crowded, but I'd imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.

Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)

That's not going to be a very full room

My husband finally meets my boyfriend

We have all either forgotten we had sex, or we politely pretend sex never happened... Kind of like a school reunion really... (Forgotten is most likely.... )

What an amazing room! What an odd collection of people, hi what do you do....

I hope there's name tags! That could get awkward quickly... Maybe some games? I hope it's at a Dave & Buster's.