Well at least it isnt dogwhistled any longer :/

Anything to avoid Epstein

Release the Epstein files you pedo fucks

That's great. Thanks. I hate it. Now release the Epstein files.

Dep of health > Dep of pestilence

Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger

Dep of ? > Dep of Death

I mean...we've been fucking the world up since Korea and Vietnam. Arguably also WW1 (2 we sort of had an excuse because of Japan). And South America before that.

In theory it is the idea that we minimize harm to the heartland by engaging threats/"threats" before they burn down the white house again (mad props to Canada).

But nah. This is just the republicans continuing to be fucking morons. Like when perry (?) campaigned on killing the DOEnergy, got appointed as head, and realized that there were nukes next to all that clean coal.

• Rebrands of Department of War: Navy, War → Navy, Army, Air Force → Defense → War
• Rebrands of HBO Max: HBO on Broadband → HBO Go, HBO Now → HBO Max → Max → HBO Max

Not even the nazis renamed the Wehrmacht to Angriffsmacht

I mean, it’s a more honest name at least.

might as well be homest. that's what it was.

Unironically the only based thing a president has ever contemplated doing, except, like, the emancipation proclamation.

Hey at least they are honest. 🤷‍♂️ When was the last time US military done anything defensive.

The president of peace and all that.

We all agree this is just distraction and the arbitrary nonsense is really the point: "we make up what is true" is what they are trying to show.