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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

IMO the worst thing about being a virgin is that it's forbidden to have sex, at least according to your caring parents, teachers, and social context. It's more about breaking the nonsensical rules than actually about having sex, at least that's how it was for me.

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

That's why you make an agreement in advance.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (10 children)

it's not the sex that I crave, just a physical warmth would be great

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 35 points 2 days ago

I'm literally gonna be a 40 year old virgin bros

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (25 children)

> Boo hoo I am going to be a 40 year old virgin!

And? I'm a 29yr old who is still a kissless virgin. Just try to get some good friends or something. Improve your career and climb up that ladder, then sex or relationships won't even matter anymore. Get off of 4chan.

[–] fauxerious@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Surrender yourself to the capitalist machine

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