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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 262 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So glad I can't see William Clarks name

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 197 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't wanna get in trouble; that's also why I cropped off the part that said "+13525199190"

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you keep being such a privacy respecting king, I'll build you a guillotine on reflex and have really complicated thoughts about making a facebook account.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All I see is ******* *****

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I got back into my decades-old account.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 97 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for respecting William Clarks privacy

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 83 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] proti@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

the dude is probably wearing camo

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Just looks like

spoiler"Hunter2"
to me.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago

I'm in the EU. I can go to university and still live above poverty. Communist pigs, how could they do this to me?

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm just here to roast OP for their incredible job at censoring names.

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean? I can’t even read that it says ~~William Clark~~

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like to think that was intentional.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Life hack: I told them I was a conscientious objector when I was 18 and never heard from them again.

I was this 🤏 close to joining ROTC and thought real hard if I'd be willing to kill random strangers in exchange for tuition. The debt was worth it.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I also almost joined. Graduated HS slightly after 9/11 and everyone had a huge boner for the military around that time. My buddy joined and referred me. I ultimately decided against it, and it was super annoying when I'd get random calls from recruiters the next like 5 years. They were very persistent. Glad I didn't join and have to go to Iraq / Afghanistan. I quite enjoy being alive.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Now you can tell random strangers that they owe you tuition and healthcare.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

So, how do these scumbags even get your number?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My number is on my PsychologyToday page and my NPI profile, so hopefully from there, but I wouldn't be surprised if they bought it from the university I went to or got access to a government database associated with my license

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

University is a lot more likely.

They like to prey on people desperate once the bills start rolling in.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone and their brother that collects data for something will sell it to the highest bidders

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When I was signing up for the army in 2012 they asked me if I knew anyone who might wanna join, I think there was a bonus involved? Anyways I gave them no names or numbers and got nothing, not even the other bonus they promised me.

Never trust army recruiters.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Last one that reached out to me, I asked if I got to wear corporate sponsors of war on my greens like NASCAR does, and they didn't reply. :(

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It would just be General Dynamics repeatedly

That's not true. There's plenty of corporate citizens who support our wars!

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You never trust the recruiter and always read the contract twice.

So much for airborne school for me...

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

they own the telecoms and all tech companies..they literally have everything you do online documented and put into a profile about you.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Specifically for medical stuff, they swipe your number and email when you take the MCAT. I was debating an MD/PhD so I took it and even never applying or getting into med school they'd randomly email me, for like 5y after.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

The medical school application system, AMCAS, sells the information of every medical school applicant. I had to call the recruiters' office and explain to them that I have multiple failing organ systems and take more than 10 medications a day. I asked if they could get me a medical waiver for chronic kidney disease and they sheepishly agreed to remove my name from their list.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm curious, how does one manage to get labelled a terrorist??

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How dare you hypothetically terrorize innocent fascists!

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd move the word "hypotetically" a bit further, so that it says:

"How dare you terrorize hypotetically inocent fascists!"

There, now it's better and more accurate. Fuck them fascists. Not a single one is innocent

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly, none of them are innocent, so that part is just plain irony. "hypothetically terrorize" makes sense because simply identifying as anti-fascist can get you on terror watch lists these days.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

We found the CEO guys! The Übwnwoken!

Fight terrorists. Say mean things about terrorists. Feed homeless people.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Those fuckers are desperate, so yeah probably.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

We did it, Lemmy!

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

"We can fix you ❤️"