What a strange diagram of some slippers.
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I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
When you do that, you'll feel like you're recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
(I'm doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
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For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
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my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I'm single isn't it)
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But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Oh, that's what that was...
Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Its gotta be somewhere…
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.
The real cheat sheet:
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
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Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
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Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
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All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.
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I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵💫
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.
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What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, "I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside... hold on, this isn't a pill".
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right "letter" for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
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What am I looking at?
Behold a man
Joycon drift.
Clitoris
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.
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