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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Now prepare for your dinner options: we have nice salmon risotto with a butter crème sauce, and for desert we have an exquisite crème boule. Would you like a minute to look over the wine selection?

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Customer looking over wine menu prices:

Inconceivable!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You keep asking for the house special I do not think it means what you think it means

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

...took me into the city...

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

… to see a marching band…

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... he said: "Son, when you grow up ...

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

will you be the saviour of the broken...

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The beaten and the damned?...

He said, "Will you defeat them?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I missing something hidden in the lyrics? I get the dad is dead, but seems tangential at best with no mention that he was killed or of any revenge.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nah, it's not that deep.

I couldn't think of a title but the wording of the first panel reminded me of the lyrics from that MCR song. So I put the opening words from that song in as the title, knowing that at least one person would notice it and finish the opening line. Really really surface level joke.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Dad we can't keep robbing people at the parade. It's wrong."

"You'll carrrrrryyyy ooooonn!"

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 10 points 3 weeks ago

It was gazpacho.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I fully expected Tony Lazuto to say hello

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

what was the noise? Probably just the wind