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[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Why aquafaba sounds infinitely cooler than "bean water". It's just that in Latin. The people deserve to know this important explanation

Thank you for your attention this the matter

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

How designers of pump style soap and shampoo dispensers have carefully engineered their pumps to not give quite enough with one press, but more than you need with two presses; thus making you run out faster.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I haven’t known the way it is since the day Walter Cronkite retired[^1].

[^1]: Ask your parents.

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Almost everything important.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where Gargamel is now and what he's been up to the last couple centuries.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Aren't they making another movie with him? Starring Rihana?

[–] chonkyninja@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lack of fiber keeps them glued to the toilet.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

the perils of an all-Smurf diet