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[–] exu@feditown.com 224 points 6 days ago

From the last time this was posted: pretty sure those two are buddies in university or something and they're trolling each other.

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 101 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The generic profile pic vs anime girl profile pic adds so much

[–] AsteriskCGY@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm here because I recognized Tokoyami Towa

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Me too. Here's the full pic:

[–] Cruel@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

Appropriate waifu attire.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 83 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 66 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They removed assembly support 3 days ago, too 🤣

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

never known any other profession to be absolute divas than opinionated devs.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

then you've never worked in theatre, fashion, music, finance, or... actually fucking everything.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've known devs that wouldn't work on a project because their editor of choice couldn't be used.

I've known devs that were so petty they refused to use a tool because it wasn't written in rust.

devs are divas for the worst reasons, and that makes them the worst divas IMO.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you get a real job one day you won't see those people any more.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

thanks dad.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 5 points 5 days ago

And then the other guy reverted that... eatingpopcorn.gif

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 18 points 5 days ago

friendly OSS community

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can something not have assembly support? It's not like it needs support

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

It depends on the project. If you are making a code editor / ice then yes. Your project may not support working with assembly files. Sure, they are just plaintext (I think? Or are they binary? I think I might be confusing assembler source files and complied files which are machine code), but you get no tooling like autocomplete, go to definition, etc

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

waeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!