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[–] angband@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re just being contradictory, that’s not an argument.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ThaTs nOt aN arGUmeNt

I... may be slightly out of practice.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So your argument is a monthly python video about arguments? That's silly.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Trolls used to make me so fucking mad.

Th1s ReALLY WuRkZ.

Fuck yeah it does. I learned better emotional regulation and how to analyze, form, and deconstruct arguments thanks to Reddit's general argumentative douchebaggery. Now I'm an even more insufferable prick than ever!

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

before the internet we used to have argument rooms

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Pay up first

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (9 children)

the letter x is overrated. fight me

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? How can a letter be overrated- are you xenophobic? It's literally probably the least used letter out of all of the letters. I bet you think 9/11 is overrated too

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah it's used the least because nobody actually thinks x is a good letter!!
the only people who like it are tech bros and edgy teens. If you wanna give attention to something underrated talk to a lonely guy. but Tech bros won't do that because it's not POPULAR!!
Fuck x.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

You just triggered Elon Musk

[–] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

x marks the spot

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Cash, me, and outside. BISH.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So you prefer y-z coordinates?

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

90’s companies in shambles

No I agree with you on this one pick something else

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[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'LL PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD MYSELF!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Removed by moderator

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Call me old fashioned but I prefer picking fights the old fashioned way: doing shots before discussing religion with strangers at a bar.

Absolutely crass and vulgar.

Coctails or a nice red wine.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're such a cuck (not that there's anything wrong with that, kinks among consenting adults are not subjects of shame)

Fuck, I'm bad at this.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah well at least my wife can get laid

Yeah I don't think I'm good at this either

Yes but barring one anomaly she has fucking horrible taste in women!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, buddy. I don't like the cut of your jib. Let's take this outside.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"It's nice out here, that was a great idea."

"Indeed."

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I didn’t even realize I was doing therapy, you inbred fucking idiot

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Gets banned after reply because fight is with a Mod on Reddit. Lol

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ay fuck you and your couch

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, we're gonna fight, and I don't care whose couch that is!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

JD Vance has entered the chat

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Turns out if you are a clueless kid, this just hurts and shrinks your brain.

Wish I knew that while I was a kid.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I decided to play Overwatch until I could zen out and exude peace and cooperation. The idea that a game and the people playing it could make me irrationally angry made me rue my lack of self regulation. Took time and patience but I did get there! I think patience is the key word there. Patience isn't a strength of mine with the ADHD and whatnot.

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

You, bastard.

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