this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"If you need to contact me during the operation, message my heart surgeon"

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My boss is like "You're looking stressed. Take some holiday before you burn out."

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The heart problems have been a production of the American Association of Processed Food Advertising.

No fresh vegetables were harmed in the making this text message.

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