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About 10 years ago, I went out at the beginning of the summer to buy a few fresh pool noodles, and couldn't find them anywhere. It was that way all summer.
The next summer, they were everywhere, but now they all had a tag or sticker attached, saying "Do not insert in rectum."
So there were no pool noodles for an entire summer, because some guy saw one, and couldn't resist the compulsion to stick it up his ass.
Worse, he sued and was rewarded some form of compensation because some judge agreed that it is not obvious that pool noodles shouldn't stuck up an ass.
Honestly, what right-thinking, red-blooded man doesn't look at a pool noodle and go "You know what?"
Sellouts.
MAHA says veggies are important.
You're not my real dad, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?
Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.
Can't have any fucking fun anymore, what's next, I'm not allowed to shove croissants up my anus?
AI or Stupid humans?
What, do you think I'm going to put that in my MOUTH???!!
eventually yeah. that's called general tzo's dickin
What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?
How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there
Where's the fun in that?
designed by who? some god? a scientist? the hillfolk committee for ethics and morality to buttholes and butthole alternatives?
Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.
They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can't plug them away!
(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)
What about lumpia? Asking for a friend
those are to work your way up to spring rolls which are to work your way up to egg rolls, according to my kinky laotian friend
There go my weekend plans
Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?
Too fucking late Doc, I’m farting essence of fried cabbage and cat meat until Thanksgiving’s giving.
well shit.
Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.
Welp, there go my weekend plans
What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.
Just .... just don't double dip
Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??
