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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Titties are cool

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 185 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.

I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I'm existing.

I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look, people showing cleavage are aware it's going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you're going to read them. There's a difference between noticing something and staring right at it

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 1 week ago

I can only read braile.

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[–] Ebber 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying "Caution!"

I think it's genius

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I had a dream I went to a thrift store and saw a miniskirt made out of that reflective fabric used for construction sites.
I was so pissed when I woke up

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago

Don't feel bad about it. Just don't sit there slack-jawed and staring. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it is just too chronically online for their own good.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I was less lazy I'd make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men's eyes with a laser.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Almost like in Austin Powers:

(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a "teat gun". Now I'm curious if that was coincidence.)

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[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] python@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with a polite glance, just don't make it awkward

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes. I work in a place that has dozens of gorgeous women come in every day. It's incredibly easy to not harass, stare, or generally be a creep. But there's nothing wrong with having a glance at someone who looks amazing.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean as a gay man I'm constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I'm horny? I'm not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What 5 areas do you check?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ass, dick, chest, shoulders, forearms?

Just a guess I'm a straight dude I have no fucking clue

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Forearms is a good one. Also I love a man with good hands. A little rough is nice.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Real questions

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Left thumb, upper ankle, clavicle, ears, appendix

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can't stand my appendix being ogled

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Well, maybe your appendix shouldn't have been wearing that. /s

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In your opinion, what makes a man look good? I don't mind being checked out.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I'm into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.

I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it's not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man's chest and just sleep for ages.

Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I'm a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.

Honestly, dick size isn't so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.

Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.

I got really shallow in this post, but I'm okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.

Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.

Wow, now I'm horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So I hate women because I'm attracted to women?

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the joke is about staring at them, not shooting them with a deadly laser

[–] Lev@europe.pub 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He was probably referring to the misogyny in the title

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[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I won't apologize for my gender.

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[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I won’t ever like just stare, that’s creepy, but tbh it’s literally part of the species biological imperative to notice each others bodies.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm asexual yet I still look at people's tits and asses. I don't feel any attraction, I'm not really aesthetically pleased by seeing them nor will I get aroused, but you are socially conditioned to check others or it is very much biological (or both).

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

"boobs. noted."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

this aired in 2002

so it's not like media hasn't been both calling out, taking advantage of, and making fun of male gaze

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it's hard for us male gays, always being made fun of 😔

Some Femboys have tits, is it gay to like femboy tits? I mayhaps found a loophole for you lot.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't she Kara, AKA Supergirl...?

They are cousins... That makes it weirder.

[–] RedStamp@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope, she's Power Girl. While still Superman's cousin, in this specific continuity (injustice), she's from an alternate timeline. So it's like half incest

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[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smallville is Alabama now? Is this another reboot?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

If Power Girl didn't want people to stare at her cleavage, maybe reconsider the outfit

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Liljekonvalj@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
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