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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just make really long fries, problem solved.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

They also don’t specify how often you should serve fries in one meal.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If you cut it right, you can turn each potato into a single curly fry.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was half expecting that to be a loss meme

[–] twopi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

It obviously can't be loss. Because Loss requires 7 fries, not 6.

It's a sad day indeed when learned we lossed the ability to make Loss with a single day's worth of French fries.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I also thought it was loss (having already forgotten the original)

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org -1 points 1 week ago

Is this loss?