As someone who had to learn Java for a CompSci class in college, I respectfully request you censor all Java code from this point forwards... We shouldn't have to see such disgusting filth on the open internet!

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Never thought I'd see OOP fans making fun of someone else for not understanding what they're doing...

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 4 points 19 hours ago

The real joke is people who can’t read or write code calling themselves programmers

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of people who described themselves as „no code developers“ before the whole AI hype when they were using stuff like webflow. This job title always bothered me and made me think they were afraid of code or something since making a similar site with a good CMS is not complicated and scales much better and I couldn’t see why you would wanna go full no-code.

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I’ve worked with so many people like this, they are afraid of code (I used to be afraid of code too)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

> java

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Hello World

[–] antithetical@lemmy.deedium.nl 27 points 1 day ago

Ha, soon most of them don't even know what 'class A(...' means. They just vibe some stuff, and when it doesn't work, they vibe some more!

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

isn't this meme format used to mock people in patrick's position?

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 17 hours ago

Nop, it has always been to mock whatever is being represented by squidward

[–] Zyansheep@programming.dev -1 points 21 hours ago

pretty sure it is xD

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago

your brain has melted from AI slop.