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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it's satire now.

I want off Mr. Toad's wild ride. I'm still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I'm having in a hospital somewhere.

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I'm having in a hospital somewhere.

You and me both, brother. God I wish.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cheers bros. Here's hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're shouldn't have shot that gorilla back in 2016. The timeline diverged.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My lamp better start looking strange soon, because I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 month ago

I laughed in actual horror before I realized it was The Onion. Like I would've fully believed it for a sec. Media literacy is important kiddos, read more than a headline!