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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was probably no gap from head to finger or toe.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That might’ve just been Bigfoot.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 week ago

I'm reasonably sure they call themselves "bears".

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

"You probably think that with my beard, I'm probably really hairy all over... nope. Completely shaved."

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's me!

More than that, there is no gap between the hair on my head and the hair on my feet.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago

Now they can follow their dream of hand modelling.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Surgery prep?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To pass off the arm hair as a shirt

Could also be weird body hair patterns

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You can see the hand hair growing back in

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.

Needed to learn how to do a sick fade.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

itches hands sympathetically

[–] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

This image sounds like the DK Rap

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Iirc wasn't this the guy who posted to reddit like "I shaved my hands and it was a mistake what do I do"?

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Idk why but this is hilarious to me 😆

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Nice sweater

hand surgery prep?

[–] CaptainAmeristan@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Monchhichi!

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

This is me but with tan lines instead lol, from biker gloves.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Why stop there? Keep going!

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is there a brand new sentence community here?

[–] spykee 3 points 1 week ago

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago
[–] the_citizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Evolution worked so hard there.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

That looks like a warm shirt