I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".
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I just use "card" instead, but then Iβm not American.
I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.
Actual guess
Check?
Absolutely, itβs an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke
Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.
The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.
Think itβs supposed to read cheque.
Except this is America and most spell it check.
If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it's "cock".
Obviously "clock". It's a play on "time heals all wounds"
Or clack if its a chiropractor ad
I've had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain't wrong
But not cocks
Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what's it to ya, pal?
The only big cocks I've dealt with were a real pain in the assβ¦
Hard to tell at that age
It's true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.
Hopefully afterwards.
Glazed.
Check
Cuck?
This is the correct answer
:3
There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan "Courtesy Counts" on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and "Counts" a sensible chuckle could be had.
Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and itβs suddenly not hurting any more.
Just work the cherry with a lighter until it's evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.
Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else...
Carpentry?
Chick cock
Check it out!