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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
 
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This is the worst comic book villain origin story ever

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

Not greentext. Think I found a new career!

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I wish the crows around my parts would do that. The ones around here just generally act like a menace to society.

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Op discovers they are a druid

[–] Kenaima@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Fagin of the birdies.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago
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