Wish me happy birthday? <3 by Afflictedlife in c/mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I hope you'll have a reason to smile on your birthday

You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? by Afflictedlife in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago

Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot

You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect. by Afflictedlife in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
[-] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

The power to manifest any desired food in any quantity

You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect. by Afflictedlife in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
Who are the worst types of people? by Afflictedlife in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The living

I say double it. by Afflictedlife in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Loop continues until entire human population tied to track and there's nobody left to pass the switch to. kill the scapegoat on round one and done

Afflictedlife

joined 2 years ago