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New thing from neal.fun. I got stuck at the rhythm game (level 47) so apparently I'm a robot..

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Lol, the rhythm game is actually the last (real) one.

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, good to know. Maybe I give it another go over the weekend

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do I still qualify as a human if I have to ask the computer how to sort those numbers?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I guess I don't either

[–] Avalokitesha@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago

The guitar cat got me.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The circle was impossible for me.

[–] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You just have to make it big I think. I kept on failing until I just drew a big one and got it on the first try

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

As a hint, the larger you make the circle, the easier it is... if you are fast.

[–] ellohir@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Stuck at 16, "Enter the text below" where it shows me black screen with half a > sign on a corner. I tried entering that, "the text below" and any combination of those words, and the enter character. What am I missing?

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Something is definitely broken. It should show a 3D version of a normal Captcha, with letters and numbers spinning in 3D space. Have you tried refreshing the page? (It should remember your progress) And is your browser up to date?

[–] ellohir@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It worked after a reload! I was able to advance a couple more screens but got another "enter the text below" with a black screen and gave up 😅

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

That one is black on purpose lol. Move your mouse over it, or touch it if on phone. Something might be revealed...

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

39 is really fucking with me. i swear i'm not a robot, i'm just autistic. kind of embarrassing that the math one was easier than 'use your face to express basic human emotions' for me.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

how many dots in the eye exam (lvl 24)?

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[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

got stuck on lvl 15, couldn't park the Waymo in the traffic 🥴

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

凸(⊙▂⊙✖ )

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Kitboga's latest video

Forcing Scammers To Solve Impossible Captchas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOzEnwl7LkA

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

He’s worked with Neal.fun before! He implemented the impossible password game into one of his fake banks.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the empire state building one was the most frustrating. luckily it's near the end of the game.

[–] nihilomaster@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

please tell me, where the 64th floor is or how to find it. I'm not gonna try every single line...

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[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Got stuck on panorama. Guess I'm a robot

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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I'm concerned that the comments are talking about things I don't recognize so they must be further, and I'm on level 37 and can't figure out which men are AI generated 😭

Edit: it sounds like everyone talking about a guitar cat is because they got a different puzzle than me. Mine was find the kissing couple

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago

It's three in total. Two are pretty obvious, the one I just guessed

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