Shit, did we move on from Giraffes?
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2025
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Yeah but the 800 hamburgers are including bones, how many legit venison burgers could you make out of a average deer?
I have seen American food standards, it's 800.
That second phrase can be useful information...
How many double-sized hamburgers is it? 600?
Do the hamburgers include lettuce, tomato, onion, or any condiments?
- But don't be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you'll only get get 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.
ETA: I have no fucking clue what is going on with the formatting.
Easiest way to avoid formatting the list is to put a backslash before the dot:
12345\. Blah blah...
This was a common problem in Reddit in NaNoWriMo when people posted their daily wordcounts and what they had been doing.
X. is what Lemmy uses for numbered lists. So
`1. Stuff
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Stuff
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Stuff ` Becomes
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Stuff
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Stuff
To avoid that you could write 400\. rather than 400.
Ha, yeah. I wasn't thinking about it. It'll just stay as a list starting with 400 then.
You're awesome for letting me know for next time.
This is useful information that tells you how many hamberders a deer corpse can make
Minus the bones and skin
People like you are the reason that they invented the guillotine on the very same occasion.
Shout-out to horses. They're measured in hands (4 inches) but ONLY up to their shoulder. The neck, head, and ears don't count towards their height.
Well, it is called shoulder height.
To be fair it does help put into perspective how much of an animal (in this case deer) would make up as a burger
I prefer measuring in football field turf rolls though
In Britain area is measured in football pitches and height in double decker buses.