I get it, I'm still not convinced penguins are real.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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Well dah...Maui is a mythical figure, and thus is not real; therefore his dolphins can't be real either.
LOGIC people, logic!
If Maui isn't real explain this:
Idiocracy has arrived in our nation. We are being run by the dumbest and most evil people in the planet.
I used to work with someone who thought narwhals were mythical. Like unicorns.
I knew a guy who had an actual narwhal horn in his living room. It looked like something out of a mythical universe. Quite possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen. He also had an actual whale vertebrae too. I don't know what kind of whale though but it was big and he used it as a stool to sit on.
Crazy dude with lots of stories to tell.
But where is the problem? If they are real, catch one and show it to the minister. Case closed!
He would claim it's a seal.