this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2025
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[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 44 points 6 days ago

Well you can't frame it that way. Better like, "Through careful and strategic systems analysis, I identified ten separate operational policies that were outdated and was instrumental in bringing about the necessary changes for management."

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

If you can't act as an example, serve as a warning!

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

I need this on a T-shirt

I broke my shoulder once riding my unicycle in the hallway at work. My boss then issued a rule banning unicycle riding in the hallway at work, while very reasonably stating that it was ridiculous that he even had to do that.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago

Bleh. The first thing i thought was "oh, he made them with AI". I dont like that this is what my first thought was.