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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 185 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Coins are just really unbalanced three-sided dice.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The odds of a US nickel landing on its edge is about 1 in 6000. If there are any other country's coins thicker the odds would probably get better.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A standard US nickel, yes.

I prefer better odds than that…

Thick Nickels

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[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The old UK £1 was similar in size but twice as thick. It's now 12-sided but not sure how that impacts the odds.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago

I know there's a way to figure that out, but I have no idea where to start. So I'm going with 1 in 3000, plus or minus 42.

[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

Well, but it also has to stay on its edge, and that's a lot less likely...

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That extremely rare, almost-never chance of landing on the edge is exactly what I would program into a game if I made one, instead of exactly 50% odds.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I hate it.

It should come with some bizarre consequence, too. If it were the Oregon Trail game, there should be a tiny chance that the player finds an ancient artifact that glows and hums when touched. An alien ship swoops in and abducts the party, forcing them to join the crew. From there on, it's a space pirate game with zero explanation why and no references in the product literature. Also, customer service pretends not to know about it, if contacted.

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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be ridiculous, obviously you roll a d20, subtract one, and then count how many digits the result has

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Roll a d100, if it is odd 1, 2 if even

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how you'd be rolling two d10's, and then completely ignoring one of them.

[–] ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It keeps the statisticians happy

[–] thaklor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Too expensive.

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 150 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 1 week ago (4 children)

a two sided die is called a coin

[–] binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The edge of a coin is a 3rd side though

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (15 children)

every other die has sides that aren't counted if you're doing that.

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[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

This gave me an idea for a gimmick die. Transparent die filled with dark liquid. The exterior of the die has the usual numbers in white lettering. Inside the die, there is a smaller cork die that rises like a magic 8ball. It’s 2d(x) in 1. Interesting for tension building, if nothing else.

Edit: looked it up and I’m not original, and they’re largely as bad as I thought they’d be

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 12 points 1 week ago

I'm really surprised that this does not seem to be an existing thing for d10s specifically. I can find nested d10s and there are heaps of liquid core dice, but apparently none that combine those two ideas

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a bit disappointed that many of these n-sided dice are not isohedral, despite isohedral polyhedra existing for many of these values of n.

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[–] mydude@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

That's a weird looking coin

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I've seen this shape uses as a D4. Nothing cursed about it. About as threatening to me as a Labrador puppy.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

At first glance I thought this was an AI generated picture of a roll of toilet paper..

[–] Abrinoxus@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

this is four sides??

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's four-sided, not two-sided. If that one counts, you can also just use a regular six-sided one and just put three 'ones' and three 'twos' on it.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This die can only ever land on two distinct sides so it has two sides.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Incorrect. It can land on two different sides. Or it can roll off the table and under something, leaving you in a state of limbo.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It has only 1 corner, and 2 surfaces, making it 2 sided. The 2 sides just happen to be curved

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[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It has two sides. They're curved, and it doesn't stay on the curve part, so you can effectively use it as a d4, but it's still only two-sided.

Sort of like how you can flip a Mobius strip like a coin and it will land one of two ways, but it still only has one side.

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[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

define 'side'.

How many sides on a ball?

Inside, outside, and, depending on the ball, offsides.

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The picture is of a d4. Dice are measured counting the flats (and therefore possible number of different results) not mathematically defined "sides".

[–] faint_marble_noise@programming.dev 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, dN means there are N different outcomes. Does not matter if they are flat or anything. Cube with two of each number from 1 to 3 is a d3.

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