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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck yea. Isn’t it enough I gave them life itself, but then I’m expected to feed and clothe them for 18+ years? WTF kind of commie shit is that?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Right? Damn newborns, so demanding! Eat* the rich this, appropriate the means of production that.

[–] nul@programming.dev 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish this was true. I forgot my wallet while buying dinner the other day and now I owe my newborn baby 20 bucks.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Take advatage of their inability to form long-term memories and never pay it back.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] FQQD@feddit.de 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmygizer@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

That proposal sounds pretty modest, IMO.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mmmm... Baby back ribs. 🤤

[–] marito@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Chilliiiiiiii's...

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Honestly most babies are so toxic. They'll demand you do everything for them and second you expect them to do something on their own they just fucking scream at you until you do it for them. Better to just cut them off and let them deal with their own shit.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You 👏 don't 👏 owe 👏 your 👏 ewborn 👏 baby 👏 anything

[–] cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i don't even get the joke implication

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

There's a joke?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That's because I'm a deadbeat dad. Duh.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not even a livable environment. I will pollute the shit out this place. Parents don't even care, so why should I?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm excited for the day when a generation is born whom is domed to fail at continuing the survival of the human race.

The last generation of humans, all because the majority kept either foisting it's problems onto future generations that will never come, or thought exactly like this.

Nothing was done, and humanity ended. Not with a bang, but more like a sigh.

Gg everyone. We both won and lost. We defeated ourselves.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 2 years ago

I for one look forward to the end of humanity.