A good pirate doesn't steal other peoples stuff! They simply take a copy. Yarr.
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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99 copies of a movie on the wall, 99 copies of that movie. Take one down, pass it around, still 99 copies of that movie on the wall
I dunno, if you take a copy for some reason there’s now 100 copies of that movie on the wall.
We’re hurting the economy by NOT making free copies of valuable content.
Well shiver me timbers matey!
They understand perfectly. This is called propaganda. They are trying to brainwash kids into not being good pirates.
Here we see a fake Disney pirate confront a real Disney pirate...
You wouldn't download a pirate ship.
To hell with that, I'd download two.
And seed three.
Neither the ship of Theseus
I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever
For Disney a good pirate is just aesthetics they can make money off of.
"Even Batman listens to his parents"
Those are the worst pirates I've ever heard of.
Ah, but you have heard of them!
I have no idea who they are.
In fairness, the Straw hats basically operate on the same principal.
Well "true good pirates". However I am somewhere between "chaotic good" and "chaotic neutral".