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Grammar rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Come correct or don't cum at all.

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[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 months ago

Bank Account. Mobile Wallet.

[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 19 points 11 months ago

Which app that shows you those ads?

[-] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago

Grindr. Cause I'm sure you want to see the ads, lol

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Western Union will fuck you harder than your date

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I, uhh, I want to switch banks, so, yeah, that ad might be helpful, very helpful

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I only read Grindr for the ads.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'd care more about their grammar on Tinder than I would on Grindr, tbh. I couldn't live with or marry someone who doesn't grasp English grammar; but I don't need them to be literate to fuck me silly.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Please forgive my ignorance. It's been a while since I've been on dating apps. Is the one on this post Grindr?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 11 months ago

Is the one on this post Grindr?

Yeah.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Please forgive my ignorance, it has been so long, how does it feel to be fucked silly?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago

Pretty fucking great. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[-] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 9 points 11 months ago

I remember having seen a screenshot where the conversation went like:

  • sex
  • septem
  • ?
  • it's Latin, I'm an old fashioned boy

Unfortunately it was many years ago and can not find the image any more, it was from a Facebook group I think...

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago
[-] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

I could, but when I get a generic message from a blank profile, I just make fun of them instead.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You have a gorgeous. Your gorgeous is great.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"Your single!"

"*you're single"

[-] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago
[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Well, it solves two issues at the same time. Corrects grammar and is a compliment too

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

My gorgeous what?

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