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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 hours ago

And knowing your job can be done 100% remote but the wankers up too dictate we need to return to the office.

Really wish we had strong unions. This shit is worth fighting for but I feel like I am alone in refusing it.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For what it's worth, selling pictures of your butthole online is like 5% taking pictures of your butthole and 95% marketing, customer engagement, and differentiating your butthole pics from the millions of free butthole pics available online.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

First step is being someone whose butthole people want to see, and that is probably a shit ton of work that accounts for more than 5% (though there's a chance that you were already doing a lot of that work for unrelated reasons).

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be the butthole you want to see in the world.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Don't be a butthole, got it

I once joked to my female friend that she would make more money than her minimum wage job by selling her used panties to Asian dudes online. She laughed and went “wait guys do that??” I noticed she had more spending money after that point, I envy that ability to make easy money

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

The truly heartbreaking thing isn't that nobody would pay to see pics of my butthole. Statistically there's enough people out there that if half of them bought a few pics I'd be a millionaire. Its that my butthole is in such a niche market that finding those customers would be an even bigger job than the one I have now.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 5 hours ago

Somewhere out there, someone is interested in your niche

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone is going to pay to see my butthole.

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 9 points 22 hours ago

Not with that attitude