I need to buy that book just to have it for my kids to find.
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Hey, at least it was not "Help! My child is stupid" .
If you bought it you already know the answer.
They probably figured you couldn't read it. You sure showed them! Nice job, buddy!
One of my favorite decorations is a bookshelf with very prominently featured titles that make people question either my sanity or their own.
Like what?
Handbook for the Recently Deceased
Atlas Shrugged
Right next to Jack Kerouac
Get them back... keep a copy of "Toxic Parents" prominently on your bookshelf.
True story: I was reading that book way back in the early 1990s and my stepdad came over for some reason. I went to put on shoes and when I came back, he had the book in his hands, looking at the cover. He dropped it like it was on fire, we traded an awkward look, then never spoke of it again.
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