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It's a little on the nose. (media.piefed.world)
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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 17 hours ago

When I heard about the charges my first thought was "he wasn't seriously trying to tell the world with his stage name was he?" But I have to suspect that he was. People who do terrible things just want to brag about it and often that's their undoing

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

He’s Jake the Peg, diddle-diddle-diddle-dum, with his extra leg, diddle-diddle-diddle-dum

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

he should definitely write a song about how he doesn't diddy kids

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I am a man who wants to die hard. They call me... Diehardman."

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

A soon as I first heard of all this my one and only thought was "Diddy didn't diddle did he? Diddy did."

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just like Usain Bolt, nominative determinism strikes again.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A bit undercut by Diddy choosing his name though.

Usain Bolt, surprisingly, was born that way.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh, his last name is Combs, and you know what those are used for...

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

ooh good one

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Diddy? Or Diddy not?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 18 points 1 day ago

Diddy did.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Who didnt Diddy diddle?

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did Diddy diddle that little dude's doodle?
Indeed he didded

Uh-huh yeah

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I knew Biggie Smalls had a way with words but this is ridiculous

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago

Hold hands and say it like me: The most shady, Frankie, baby, fantastic.

[–] BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or perhaps JK Rowling?!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

yeah jowling kowling rowling's way more obvious and offensively lazy in her names.

[–] BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking Shackleford

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

shacklebolt, actually. probably because "Tyrone Escapedslave" was taken

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Posted by @LookAtMyMeat1

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This man is called Sean Combs.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sadly he's not in prison for combing people

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Eh, combing is a form of grooming, and it seems he did that.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He has a preferred name.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but Sean Combs is the name they use in court. It’s situational!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago

That is because it is a legal proceeding which uses legal names unless the judge allows for an exception.